Monday, September 13, 2010

Chess.... (telicious) and updates

Dear Earth,

SOZ FOR NO REECENT BLOG POSTS.

we've all been waaaaaaaaay too busy at school and the music department is too occupied so we can't have fun muso'ing...


lol yeaahh there's too many AMEB practice shit and etc.

no room for fun.



ANYWAYS,
while at home we've all taken up a new sport on skype.

CHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

and so far the score with matt is 6-1-0 (losses-draws-wins)
yeaah our games are so intense i can't be bothered doing homework... :O O: :O

and why you ask there's no score with adrian?
he's WAAAAAAAAY TOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOD.

out of my league... =_=''





anyways, not much to talk about.

i think it's time to reveal my blog to everybody (dont fangirlie scream, it's not very special anymores, since i've made it a stupid diary blog like other noobs... unlike THIS ONE WHICH IS AN AWESOME BLOG =D)


here goes...
Click Here to Access the Coolest Blogspot What (lord please have sympathy etc. etc. blog history...)

yesh that was a lupe pun.


UNTIL THEN,

Dawid
1/10/10


YO!!


 its the new fab: CHESS!!!!

and its not dirty at all
INTENSE CHESS




LOL those guys are fat.

YES david is crap as, he needs to workout like the guys in the image. Get a six pack on forehead XD.
Matthew is better than david, but as good as moeee.








yeah, chess fab is even happening in school.

There was an intense battle between the dark forces. Shavin and aran.
Both pulling comebacks, but in the end aran with the 'gance' took down the sly shavin.
Heres wat the game sorta looked like:



ITS LUDACRES

 Yeaaahh, bit of a dodge, i like the left guy's hair :P



Anyways
Adrian




ciao come stai mio gooch italiano


YES, CHESS IS THE NEW BLACK THIS SEASON!!

Chess has taken over the asian group, the school library, the Skype community, and tomorrow THE WORLD :O

My track record on Skype: 11 - 1 - 3     being      wins - draws (dodgey) - losses
So i agree with hadrian in that the skillz board in chess is:

  1. Prof. Dr. Hadrian PhD. (chess) BA (chess) MA (chess) A.mus. (chess) L.mus (chess)
  2. me
  3. everyone else including YYOOOOUUUUUUU
  4. rich kid Dawid
Picture time!
If only Skype chess/real chess could be like this...
Alien vs. Predator - chess style 

Until the next chess game,

M - 13\9\10




Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Bear Grylls the awesomus starus ofus Man vs Wild..us..

Dear Earthling Gooches.



BEAR GRYLLS IS THE SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET


enough said.


Until Then
Dawid,
16/8/10




Hi, I'm Bear Grylls. I'll be showing you how to survive in the wild. And I'm taking my camera crew with me.

Lol jks,

But Bear Grylls is like the bestest ever survivor man to ever host a tv show. Just watch his episodes of Man vs. Wild. He shows you how to make fires, how to make rafts, how to fall off your raft, what is edible, what to do when you don't have any water and, most importantly, how to get rescued.

Preview:


He's sooooo good that there are even parodies of Man vs. Wild with Bear Grylls (mychonny):


In conclusion, Bear Grylls. 'nuf said.

M - 18/08/10


Hi, my name is Bear Grylls. I can fly, I invented a new sport called mountain poling, I know about all the crazy things tourists have done when lost, I know every plant and animal species in the world, I have eaten one too many disgusting things, I know over 99999 survival techniques, I have cheated death 100000 times WHOOOOO,


That is Bear's bio which he would happily give to his employer in a job interview.


Yes, at some times I have been jealous of my camera crew, the time when he spotted a snake which i didnt see.


Enof said like david,

Adrian

Monday, August 16, 2010

CHUUUCK USS some Hair Bewbs

I GET TO START A GROUP BLOG!!! BYAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! which means no one can blame me for not doing my bit for this post... at least (Y)


What makes me want to type? 5 words: CHUCK, US, some, Hair, Bewbs [ ;) on the last one]

Let's analyse this lik an English teacher >


CHUCK US.

Started in cadets, spread like an epidemic ever since

Well for one whole night anywayz

Anywayz u needa say CHUCK US in a very very distinct very bogan accent. And u need the length, the legato, the stress on teh accents i.e. CHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKK UUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! then u add some random word slash phrase, and by random, I mean anything - absolutely anything.

Like Tiger Woods saying CHUCK US a putter, and yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
OR CHUCK US SOME HAIR BEWBS, which creates a smooth transition into analysis numero duo.


Hair Bewbs.

Term that culd only have come from the black man himself, DAWID. No srsly, this came from him XD
Where'd he get this from? From the budgie-smuggling opposition leader of Australia at the moment, Tony Abbott. Here's the goods:


Caption: 'In the beginning, God created nipples. And then he thought: "why did I put them on men?"

NOW do you get the term 'hair' 'bewbs'??? If u dont, u're retarded, or just straight, possibly both...

BUT the main lesson to b learnt here is that there is a new word in our vocabulary... Namely OUR vocabulary. 'hair' 'bewbs'...

Wonder who else has em - not that I want to know or anything...


Until, the next time mX CHUCKs US some Hair Bewbs,


M - Friday August 13, 2010


*NO copyright infringement-ing intended. Source: mX


For once, I can say NEXT ------------------------------->





Dear Earth,



OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, check them hairy bewbz out :P



I'd like to knight the term 'Hair Bewbz' as one of my many awesome sexy terms such as

Left Cock
Walking Blowjob
Staple your tongue too your foreskin
Drop a black dick on your face


I've told you guys those ones before aye? :P



well yeah,



it was sorta spontaneous HOLY SHIT I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING AWESOME moments at the train station xD

because i'm a sick bastard and i'm black,



here's a few hair bewbz
....



OOOKAAAAY JUST GOOGLE IMAGED HAIR BOOBS.

not cool.

who knew porn made it in to google images =O
there wasnt even hair on them soccer balls...


that takes me to a weird thing.

WHY DO WHITE PEOPLE LIKE BIG RACKS.


it's so ergh....

if you guys want i'll post one of them 'hair boobs'
which ARENT hair boobs at all.

but REAL FEMALE ONES.


what a dodge.


Until Then


Dawid


14/8/10

Moving on tooooooooooooooooooooooooooo



 SUPPPPPPPPS



i blame this whole post on david who pointed it out in the mx .

GEEEEZ david, just because hes got so many pubes all around his body and wearing speedos O___O.

CHUCKKKK USSSS SOMEEEE cards.

CHUCKKKK USSSS SOMEEEE of david's clothes.

CHUCKKKK USSSS SOMEEEE quantum physics.


CHUCKKKK USSSS SOMEEEE balls.


CHUCKKKK USSSS SOMEEEE bicepss.

CHUCKKKK USSSS SOMEEEE support for the blog  :P. ( come on, its only dino who regularly visits this blog)






Adrian, Out