Taio Cruz's Dynaamite, and other epic black songs

Dear Earth,



NG here =P


If you haven't heard of Dynamite by Taio Cruz, you should.

because it's FUCKING AWESOME

I DUNNO WHAT THE LYRICS ARE BUT I JUST WANNA GET UP AND DANCE!!!

and it goes on and on and onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn


ayo ayo ayo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



and then i tel you once and i'll tell you twice


then i slap you.


cos you be disrespecting xD





anyways,



other good artists are


LUDACRIS
KANYE WEST
CHRIS BROWN.
USHER
R KELLY
and best of all



LUPE FIASCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BIIEEETCHES


i dunno why noone likes him.


He's such a nice story writer


SO MUCH BETTER THAN EMINEM.

EMINEM DOES NOTHING BUT RAP ABOUT HOW DEPRESSING HIS LIFE IS.
IT'S DEPRESSING LISTENING TO IT AS WELL.
HIS FLOW IS SHIT, AND HIS VOICE IS ANNOYING.





obviously lupe shits on eminem

amazing flow, amazing lyrics.


he is just awesome





MATTHEW LEAVE A LINK






until then


dawid


26/7/10

DAVID STOP SAYING DEAR EARTH, its sounds stupid

do something like:

Dear Readers

Dear Sick bastards

Dear horny bastards reading this blog

Dear 50year old guy sitting on his fat ass

Dear people interested in gooches

etc...

time to rant on david's list of people in music industry.

I TOTS AGREE THAT EMINEM IS CRAP, hes not cool anymore, he needs to lose his interpretation of a black guy's voice, just doesnt not seem right. Also, his lyrics are soo depressing filled with rage and fury. He needs some justin bieber lessons: he needs a more comforting voice than his 'rapping'

Moving on, THATS LUDACRIS OVER THERE!!!! *points to the guy in first form*

lol kanye west, hes just high on crack

1, 2, 3, 4, CHRIS BROWNNN, he has anger management (probs). Maybe its because he thinks hes a superhuman with all his dance moves.

USHERRRR, OH MY GOD!!! the name is sooo unique

i havent heard of R Kelly, :S, cant rant about him. Same with lupe fiasco, i havent heard his voice yet

fine ill sign off

Adrian!!!! wateva today's date is :P

Suggestion: lets add pictures

According to Adrian: Dear people interested in gooches,

Yes, I'm catching up in my draft-ing :D




ANYWAYZ, black songs and artists... Let's see...


I know:

• LUDACRIS
• FLO RIDER
• USHER
• TIAO CRUZ
• KANYE WEST
• CHRIS BROWN
• RIHANNA (looks weird in caps doesnt it?)
• BLACK EYED PEAS
• BRUNO MARS
• B.O.B
• SOULJA BOY
• LADY GAGA wait...

What do I know bout them?

Ludacris: "You might think this is Ludacris but Tiao Cruz tell 'em how you feeeeeeeeeel"
Flo Rider: "You know I know how, To make them stop and stare as I zone out"
Usher: "Oh my- I did it again, So Ima let the pressure drrraaaawwwwwppppp"
Tiao Cruz: "I wanna celebrate and live my life, saying AAAAAAYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOO"
Kanye West: "It's amazing, so amazing, so amazing, so amazing..........."
Chris Brown: "1, 2, 3, 4!"
Rihanna: "I wa-wa-want whatchu wa-wa-want, Give it to me baby like boom boom boom"

Black Eyed Peas: "I gotta feeling wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-ooooooooooooooooooooooo"
Bruno Mars: "Beautiful gurrrrrrlllllssss, all ova da woooorrrrrrllllllldddddddd"
B.O.B.: "I'm guessing that if we can make some wishes outta airplanes"
Soulja Boy: "Yyyyyooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"


Hmmmm linklinklinklink... HAVE A KIWI! He's actually very good. Ty David for link :P



Until the next rising black star,


M - 9/08/2010

David's 'breakdancing' at tkd

1. Get downnnn on the floor where everyone can see you.

2. Attempt at the worm, when someone tells to do pushups (prefs. DINO PERMADI )

3. Laugh your ass off

4. Fall to the ground

5. Get back up

6. Bend elbows

7. Perform a 'thrusting' action

8. Repeat all the steps

There you have it,

David's breakdancing

Adrian you should start signing your shit off :P

Dawid, signing adray off 25/7/10

Dear Earth,

I am the most fucking awesome break dancer in the world :)

LOL jks i'm a really shit at dancing,

and most of my random jamming and improvising is just mocking dancers.

like my robot, and my poppping,

and my TWOSTEPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

BYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

but i am the best singerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

anyways,

Until Then

Dawid

25/7/10

I HAVE NOT BEEN ON THIS SITE FOR WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY TO LONG and this has come to my attention through my fellow schoolboyz. So ima start drafting... NOW:

Sup,

I don't do TKD.

That's why I don't know bout David's 'breakdancing' at TKD.

However, I did hear about it.

I lol'd.

David can't dance.

LOL JK he's black, he can breakdance.

Season's nearly over anyway...

For winter sport that is, not breakdancing.

Definitely NOT breakdancing.

M - 9/08/2010

(Look at that month difference... man...)

My Blogg: What is a gooch?

"What is a gooch?" I hear you ask... Well, click here to find out XD

oh no its a virus!!!

LOL JKS

got 'im/her

M - 14th July 2010

Dear Earth,

Dawid here.
I'M NOT A GOOOCH!!!

NO SRS >=O

and ah shit i think i forgot to powder mine today









Say what!!





WRONG!!!! urs is sticking out for some reason

Dawid signing Hadrian out because he's awesome and wants to keep this blog going. :P

BYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


Adray
25/7/10

Lets Introduce Ourselves

Well, I think first things first we should be introducing ourselves aye? =)

I'll go first,

Dear Earth,

David here,

As i said in my info box on your right?

well i'm a pretty easy going guy.

Anything's fine by me, UNLESS you make fun of my friends and rap,

then i'd sneak into your house and hair bond with you and steal all your memories :)

I enjoy awesome funny threats and comebacks

Among the few

"Suck my left cock"

"staple your tongue to your foreskin"

"Bite your dick off with my left cock"

"Stop being a walking blowjob"


You might be thinking why we're blogging?
I was blogging one day and i realised OMG MATTHEW ADRIAN DAVID CAN BE REARRANGED TO MAD/DAM

and then i thought we should blog and name our selves the MADcuntz xD

hope you enjoy the whole "we're fucking awesome cool hard shits" idea mixed with homosexuality.

haha, hope you find our blog interesting and funny at the same time!

Until then,

Dawid

14/7/10

I'll go second

Yo wuddup Orpahhh. I'm the M in MAD aka Matt. I blog, but I don't blog... often XD AND WATCH MASTERCHEF AUSTRALIA!

Some of my interests include: TV i.e. Man vs. Wild, MasterChef Australia, Surviving Disaster, Modern Family, Amazing Race, 7pm...; NBA (yes, LeBron's gone to Miami Heat); travelling overseas and; keeping in touch with mates [especially through movies and ICs].

My 'mate' Dawid came up with this ingenious to create a group blog - and I agreed to it. The names MAD/moklamng/HAM DC's/MADschoolboys/goochesareMAD were also the creation of his :P Sooo in the words of the Dawid himself:

hope you find our blog interesting and funny at the same time!

No srsly, enjoy the blog :L Until I next blog,

M - 14th July 2010

P.S. David is a gooch

(Danny from 'Build It Bigger' dancing!)

Fine, ill go last

im (h)adrian. Hadrian came from 2008 in meee-aths in some past paper, all dumnov's fault and her tiestilicious ways.

okay, i enjoy watching tv (MASTERCHEF AUSTRALIA)

TEAM ADAM FTW!!

BLOG BLOG BLOG, see im blogging now, SUCK ON THAT. HMPH!!

i dont know the date :S

Adrian out,

yeah david is definitely a gooch